Fruity drinks love you.


           
Fruity drinks, girl drinks, boat drinks, beach drinks – whatever you call them, have a special place in the spirit world. A fruity drink is a festive drink, a drink of fun and sunshine. Think about it: you never see a filthy, desperate alcoholic sitting in the dark hunched over a hurricane or a scorpion. You might see him slugging back scotch, bourbon, rye, rum, tequila, vodka, beer, or even a straight schnapps –– but you never see him maneuvering his nose around a paper umbrella.

The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.
Will Sinclair

In honor of this most whimsical of alcoholic beverages, I offer you Mad Rabbit's Tropical Tiki Lounge. Part Polynesian paradise, part Elvis impersonator, and all roaring drunk, the Lounge is a tribute not only to our pain-numbing friend alcohol and its sweet, pretty girlfriend, fruit, but to all things kitsch, camp, or otherwise endearingly ludicrous.

Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals.
Beaumarchis

Take me to the booze.