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Fruity drink recipes.
The Universal Fruity Drink has no specific
ingredients– it is a guide to the elements of the essential fruity drink. By following this
simple formula, you can generate an infinite number of deliciously refreshing cocktails. Do use
some judgement, though- someone I know once tried to mix Kahlua and sour mix,
and it was not good.
The Universal Fruity Drink
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Ingredient
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| 2
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Any type of rum or vodka
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| 1 each
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Two kinds of fruit liqueur: Peach, banana, passionfruit,
midori (melon), chambord, limoncello, tropico, etc...
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| 1 each
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Two kinds of fruit juice: Orange, grapefruit, pineapple,
cranberry, tropical mixes, etc... sour mix can also be used here. Increase amount of
juice if you are a wussy little girl.
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| 1 (opt)
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For a lighter drink, add one part citrus soda or club soda.
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Put 2 ice cubes in a shaker and add all non-carbonated ingredients. Shake thoroughly. Strain
into an ice-filled hurricane, daiquiri, cocktail, or zombie glass. Add carbonated mixer
if desired. Garnish with any combination of: orange, lemon or lime slice; pineapple or
watermelon wedge; marischino cherry. Add paper umbrella and bendy (or twisty, if possible)
straw. Drink very fast, then make more.
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The Flaming Blue Bri is named in honor of my dear sister and was invented
by some scurrilous friends of mine on her birthday. Now, here is an IQ test for you:
What is my sister's name? If you cannot figure this out, it's time to reappraise your
place in the food chain.
MadRabbit wishes to acknowledge the invaluable contributions of
Mr. M. Fletcher Christian
in the development of the Flaming Blue Bri.
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The Flaming Blue Bri
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Ingredient
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| 1 1/2
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Malibu® (coconut rum)
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| 1
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Blue curaçao
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| 1/2
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Grenadine
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| Float
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Bacardi® 151 proof rum
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Pour Grenadine into a tall, thin cordial glass. Top with Malibu and blue curaçao. Float
Bacardi 151 on top. Light Bacardi 151 on fire and serve. Extinguish fire before
drinking. Or don't, and burn the hell out of yourself. It's up to you.
Malibu and Bacardi are each registered trademarks of
someone else. My only affiliation with them is drinking them.
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I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.
Winston Churchill
More drinks coming soon.
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